kissmycatastrophe:

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER

embryo-face:

lolsofunny:

SCREAMING

SCREECHING

oh dear lord

(Source: thehopefoolignorant)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

• Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
• Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
• Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
• Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
• Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
• Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
• Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques